I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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