weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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