I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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