I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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