sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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