if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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