porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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