That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
