I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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