Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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