Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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