I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
You need a sexual gate keeper
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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