how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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