Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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