I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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