dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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