matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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