I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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