Will you blow on my dice?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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