I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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