That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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