Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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