Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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