She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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