whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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