I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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