you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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