i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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