I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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