That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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