So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
My ass is underappreciated
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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