3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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