She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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