your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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