I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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