is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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