Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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