It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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