If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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