how do flat chested girls get laid?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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