Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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