Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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