it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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