I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
