Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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