So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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