Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Randomize
