Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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