Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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