I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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